Working haaard for my money

Everyone owes me money this week:

-The Golf in Egypt Magazine for my last article

-Egypt Today (from May). They suck royal donkey. Don’t ever work for them.

-The English language center where I teach. The director pays me only when I nag him.

-Barsoum, my diamond dealer student who’s escaped to Dubai for a business trip. I forgive him.

The only saving grace is an Italian engineer who’s visiting his girlfriend for the week and needs English tutorials for the week, so I’m able to stay off the streets for now…